Neit: Where Code Meets Chaos (and It Works!)
Welcome to Neit, the programming language that’s basically your coding therapist.
Frustrated by syntactic nonsense? Fear not! Neit lets you type
may name = "Joy" without breaking a sweat. No semicolons? No problem! No
tears? Well... fewer tears, at least.
Want to print something? Just say print Hello World, and BOOM—text appears
like magic, minus the wizard hat. Need a break? Just whisper wait 1s and Neit
takes a well-deserved power nap before resuming its coding gymnastics.
Need user input? Simply put takein() as a value for a variable you anna store
input in, and Neit will listen with full attention. Whether you're a programming prodigy, an overworked dev, or
someone who just likes pressing buttons, Neit turns coding into a thrilling
rollercoaster of fun and confusion!
So, grab your caffeine of choice, take a deep breath, and dive in. Coding has never been this wacky and wonderful!
[!] WARNING [!]: Buckle up, buttercup—Neit is still
figuring itself out!
That means things might explode, implode, or transform into a sentient being (okay, maybe not the last one... yet). One second it’s working fine, the next it’s ghosting you like a flaky friend.
Neit is currently getting a major glow-up. The older versions had all the cool tricks, but this new version is aiming for legendary status. If you’re feeling brave, grab some snacks and hop into the repo: Neit GitHub Repo. Smash some bugs, suggest absurd features, or just lurk in the shadows watching the chaos unfold.
Feast Your Eyeballs on Some Neit Code:
# Just a comment, vibing. ## A multiline comment? Oh yeah, it just goes on...
and on... until you tell it to stop. ## may count = 0(f64) # "may" lets you declare a variable like a spellcaster. *poof!* # optionally specify the type like its done using () after the variable value
#neit will try to parse it but in case it fails it will throw an error print Hello world # Standard output magic. println Hello world # This one’s fancier; it adds a newline! wait 2s # Neit chills for 2 seconds. Catch its breath. may name = takein() # User input time! print name # Echo back whatever nonsense the user typed.
Watch Neit in Action (It's Like Watching a Baby Take Its First Steps!)
Neit Is Ready to Party on Your System!
Ready to install? Just grab the binary from the bins folder and throw it in
/usr/local/bin/neit (or wherever your OS likes to keep things).
Neit loves compilers and will go through a checklist: zig? Cool. No? Okay, clang? Still
no? Fine, gcc? If none of these are present, Neit throws a tantrum and refuses to compile. So, make
sure you have at least one!
Fun fact: If you just installed zig, it might take a hot second to build your first program. But
don't worry, Zig is just stretching its legs—future builds will be snappy!
macOS users, your builds live here ~> macOS
builds
Some awesome tools for Neit that are in development
Meet the Legends Behind Neit
Neit wouldn’t be possible without these incredible humans:
Bilal: Co-Founder of Oxumlabs, Brainstorming
Extraordinaire
Joy: Co-Founder, Neit’s Evil Genius
Anmol: UI Wizard for NSite
Neva: Decision-Making Guru
Elie: macOS Porting Magician
Himanshu: The Dev Motivator
Speykious: Stability Overlord